Friday, October 3, 2008

Women That Don't Enjoy Sex- Poor Bitches

I've actually had two of my female friends admit to me that they don't really enjoy sex. Both of them told me (separately, of course) that during sex they simply lay there. LAY THERE?! Dear GOD! I suppose they think they enjoy it, but man, they're missing out! Neither of them really switch up positions, do the oral bit or anything. If the day ever comes that I'm saying that during sex I just lay there and let a dude do whatever he wants, I want you to drag me by my locs to the nearest Insurrection Adult Novelty Store and and empty out my bank account on toys, nipple clamps and dvd's. What the hell is the point of having sex if you don't enjoy it? I love my son, but TRUST, he wouldn't have made it here if there wasn't some serious pleasure going on. And I plan on having fun making more in the future.
How can a woman relinquish such an intimate part of her body to a guy and not even get true joy out of it? And don't EVEN get me started on women that don't climax. *shakes head in horror* If this message reaches any of my sisters that aren't getting theirs don't be afraid! Reclaim your sexuality! Have fun! Any man worth a salt will want to make you feel your best, if for no other reason, so that he can claim bragging rights.You deserve to have the filthiest, nastiest, most disgusting and PLEASURABLE sex of your life. Because you're a special, dirty girl and you deserve to be treated like one! ;)

2 comments:

Swagg said...

Well hey sometimes i dont feel like it myself...i guess its important in a relationship but personally i get off on other aspects like communication and strong conversation.Dont get me wrong i like to fuck (lol) but i think its over rated.And why are the people who claim to love sex so much usually really bad at it??I know this all sounds really corny but at least im honest.im only 20 so maybe that has something to do with it.Anyways...i like yo blog.Keep doing you.

Just Jasmine said...

Some say sex is overrated but they just aint doing it right..

I liek communication and all that jazz too but a good session tops my list.