Thursday, November 27, 2008

jokes- oldies, but goodies

i came across these on a website and i thought i'd share them. enjoy.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, andgood-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Pepper spray will do that to you .

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... Word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!


Just Jasmine said...

LMFao at the mike tyson joke

chavita!!! <3 said...

omg!! tha grandma one is funny!! i even played it out in my head :D thankss im looking foward to your post too i gotta catch up :)